Below is a portion of the actual disclaimer found on Lorelei’s swim diapers:
CAUTION: Like most clothing, pants can burn. Keep children away from any source of flame…Do not expect swimpants to prevent the transmission of diseases.
I guess this means the end of my plan to send Lorelei through a raging kerosene-fueled inferno, followed by a refreshing dip in Lake Cholera, wearing only her Li’l Swimmies and a smile. Back to the drawing board.